Thursday, October 29, 2009

Prayers of Ten Year Old Girls

Is it wrong to scoff at their sincerity?

Judge for yourself:

'Dear God, please help my cat to lose weight today.'

'Dear God, I pray that my sister is okay when her braces get tightened tomorrow.'

'Hey God, I hope my goldfish had a good day in heaven.'

'Thanks God for letting my netball team win on Saturday.'

No wonder He/She doesn't have time to stop all those children dying of AIDS. I blame those fat cats.

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