How Do You Like Them Apples?
Apples are stupid. Don't ever eat one when you're starving as all they do is stir up stomach juices making you even more hungry.
What's the point of that?
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posted by myninjacockle @ 7:59 PM
4 Comments
4 Comments:
Dude.
You're supposed to eat them in pies with thickened cream.
Duh.
Feeling a bit irritable today?
That's right, take it out on those poor apples
That's why you should always have a King-sized KitKat chunky on hand to follow on with...
....and maybe some more sleep.
And their IPODs run out of battery life way too quickly...
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