Helping the Cause

Hey Steve. You know, I’m not real happy about the situation and the way the media is portraying us. You know what I reckon?

We need to make a public statement.

Yeh, something with a little panache.

No, not another interpretative dance Steve.

Something bold and original, striking and artistic; something to garner the support of the people, reflective of our cultural identity yet speaking to all.

A shout across oceans, an echo across ages.

A challenge to make the world a better place today.

Ah, bugger it, lets just set fire to something.

Get on the blower to Dave’s Dial an Effigy. I’ll gather the mob.