And He Didn't Like It Anyway

The following conversation took place in the McDonald's drive through, getting something for the Noodle on our way out to tea with friends:

Knickers: Just get him large fries and six nuggets.
Myninjacockle: If we get a five dollar happy meal he'll get a drink and a toy.
K: We've got water and he doesn't need a toy. Don't get a happy meal.

(drive up to window)

M: May I have large fries and six nuggets please?
Girl: That comes to seven dollars today.
My Inner Barbarian: GAH - I'M GOING TO TEAR HER THROAT OUT!
M: -

(gaze at pitiful $5 note in hand, fumble for more change)

MIB: BURN THIS DEN OF THIEVES TO THE GROUND.
M: There you go.
G: Drive on down to the next window.
MIB: PLOUGH SALT INTO THEIR FIELDS.

(driving down to next window)

K: Why the hell didn't you change to the happy meal?
M: What? You quite clearly said don't get the happy meal.
K: Yeh, but I didn't know it was going to be seven dollars.
MIB: LET THEIR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN WHISPER OUR NAME IN FEAR!
M: -

(curtain)