Shopping Bags and Car Keys

Muse, I beg you guide my hand
As I attempt to scatter these words
Artfully across the page.

So somewhere, someday, someone
May pump their fist and cry
Yes!

That is exactly how I feel
When I load my shopping
Into my right hand
Reach into my left pocket
For the car keys
Only to discover I placed them
In my right pocket

Every

Fucking

Time.