Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Pet for Life

A cat will hunt the rats that take the geese eggs

She said

So of course we got the bloody thing

Two days later I lowered my recliner

Heard a crunch and a mew

Turns out I squashed most of its head

Now the bastard thing can only walk straight

If it’s leaning against a wall.

Look out spastic rats.



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