Friday, May 23, 2008

Fall From Grace

So, I got some scratchies for my birthday and I won seven dollars. I used the winnings for more tickets but didn't win anything.

So then I maxed out the credit card and sold a kidney. Still nothing. In desperation I started hanging around outside the toilets in Mitcham shopping centre, asking people if I could do them any favours for money.

Security asked me to leave.

Curse scratchies.


At May 25, 2008 at 10:48 AM , Blogger Kath Lockett said...

Ah yes, the scourge of those all-too-easy-to-seduce-you scratchies! I recall my own fall from grace - a $1 scratchie that gave me a $2 win, only to find myself performing sexual favours (or was that comic relief?) in bus shelters... It's a slippery slope my friend, a copha-buttered slippery slope....

Oh and please tell me that the scratchie wasn't the gift that Knickers ended up giving you??!!


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