Friday, March 6, 2009

Stay Tuned (Fuck You Channel 10)

Think you know this Poem? You won’t believe how it ends. This poem is being streamed direct from Lower Mitcham. Coming up in this poem is a twist you won’t see coming. This is the poem that shocked audiences in North Shields. This poem is brought to you at a new special time. This is a dramatic movie length episode of this poem. Coming up after the break there will be a shocking intruder poem; you won’t believe who it is. Coming up after the break this poem will reveal the true identity of last week’s shocking intruder poem; or will it? Last week this poem went further than is physically possible, coming up after the break; it goes further again. You won’t believe how it ends. This is the poem that astounded critics in both Keith and Minlaton. Coming up after the break this poem will reveal hints about the hints to be hinted at after the following break. You won’t believe your ears. After the poem has hinted at those hints a special preview of next weeks hints will be alluded to. You won’t believe what happens. You can download tonight’s poem by clicking on the following link. While you’re there you can chat to the author who is online right now. You won’t believe what he does next.



At March 6, 2009 at 11:07 PM , Blogger Mad Cat Lady said...

What with towbars and stuff - you seemed like such a nice boy. Sentiment seconded.

At March 6, 2009 at 11:26 PM , Blogger franzy said...

Don't go to the toilet. Don't make a cup of tea or even fucking blink. This poem will be back right after you have surrendered to family-friendly temptation at an all new naughty time.

Welcome back.
*wipes tear, complains about dust*

ps. Word Verification: "Nundept"

At March 8, 2009 at 12:14 PM , Blogger myninjacockle said...

But I am a nice boy MCL! All my personalities tell me so.

Thanks Franzy, good to be back.

At March 9, 2009 at 10:14 AM , Blogger Kath Lockett said...

I hear ya, Myninj. Welcome back and don't turn off the teev.


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